1. If homophobia were a conversation about food...

    • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
    • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
    • Bisexual Person: I like both!
    • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
    • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
    • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
  2. sixpenceee:

    guykneecologist:

    This.

    omfg reblogging till the end of time

  3. dimplelashton:

    Calum being a cutie x

  4. Anonymous asked: i'd like to know the meaning of your url's personal tumblr ? :) xx (i wanted to ask this on your personal tumblr but ask is off)

    oh okay :) idk. all time low is my favourite band and therapy is my favourite song of theirs, and one lyric is “i’m a walking travesty” and i feel kinda related to that so that’s why my personal is trxvxsty :)

    (i turned on my ask now!)

    Anonymous asked: 1?????

    1. the meaning behind my url: all time low + (michael) clifford :)

    SEND ME NUMBERS

  5. lovesthebeat:

#zayn doing an impression of me looking at zayn
  6. Think: when did you stop looking forward to waking up?
    — (196/365) by (DS)
  7. insp.(X)

  8. on set, august 2010

  9. I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

    • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
    • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
    • Me: We cool?
    • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
    • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
    • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
    • Me: So...can I get out now?
    • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
    • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
    • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
  10. let me introduce myself

    1. the meaning behind my url
    2. a picture of me
    3. tattoos i have
    4. last time i cried and why
    5. piercings i have
    6. favorite band
    7. biggest turn off(s)
    8. top 5 (insert subject)
    9. tattoos i want
    10. biggest turn on(s)
    11. age
    12. ideas of a perfect date
    13. life goal(s)
    14. piercings i want
    15. relationship status
    16. favorite movie
    17. a fact about my life
    18. phobia
    19. middle name
    20. anything you want to ask

  11. lasht-n:

ashton irwin bursting through your dash, making sure everything is good

    lasht-n:

    ashton irwin bursting through your dash, making sure everything is good

  12. surprisebitch:

    i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me